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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
They put up a sign reading
No way
Just Forget it!
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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